Thursday, July 19, 2007

Thing #9.5: In which Stacey uses Zoho again, hon

This is the e-mail I was talking about in my MERLIN post.

You know you're from Maryland when:

  • You know how to pronounce 'Towson'.
  • You remember what the Inner Harbor looked like before it was the Inner Harbor.
  • You ate at Haussner's.
  • You remember Friendship Airport.
  • You remember driving over the Kent Narrows Draw-Bridge that snarled weekend traffic coming home from down the ocean, hon.
  • You love the Domino Sugar sign you can see across the harbor.
  • You remember the rotating restaurant on top of the Holiday Inn on Light Street.
  • You know Annapolis and Hopkins are national treasures and you get a kick out of hearing them named in movies or TV.
  • You know B&O is not body odor.
  • That downtown smelled great near McCormick's.
  • Every kitchen has a can of Old Bay.
  • You refer to your state as 'Marilyn' (or 'Merlin')
  • You and your mom shopped at Brager Gutmans, Hutzlers, The Hub, Stewart's, The May Company.
  • You know where 'Downey Ocean' is.
  • You remember the Civic Center.
  • You know Pam Shriver is from Maryland.
  • You know how to eat steamed crabs, but also know how to tell the males from the females.
  • You don't think that Assawoman Bay is a strange name.
  • M R Ducks makes perfect sense.
  • You have fond memories of Memorial Stadium.
  • You still root for the Orioles, even when they aren't doing well.
  • Everybody knows what a 'zink' and a 'payment' are.
  • When anywhere else, you can only laugh when you see signs saying 'Maryland Crab Cakes!'
  • You say 'Blare Road' for Bel Air Road.
  • You remember Jerry Turner and Al Sanders.
  • You remember Oprah and Richard Scher together in the mornings on channel 13.
  • Vince Bagli was "the" sports announcer on TV
  • You remember Mayor Schaeffer swimming with the seals (in his old fashioned bathing suit) at the National Aquarium.
  • You swore Frank Perdue kinda looked like one of his tender chickens.
  • You know which bridge they're talking about, when someone says, "The bridge traffic is backed up."
  • You revere the names of Johnny U, Brooks and Frank.
  • You actually understand all of these and pass them on to other Marylanders to enjoy!
~created in Zoho Writer
(cut and paste didn't work so well...had to retype)

1 comment:

LbryGrl said...

I love this list! :-)